Yearly Tradition #31.

I just had my first whiskey and eggnog of the season. Somewhere during the last year we lost our bottle of whiskey and so I had to buy a new one. I used Early Times for the whiskey because it is the cheapest one I could find. Prices are pretty shocking when you only buy a bottle once every 5 years. Beer and Wine are our normal choices for alcoholic beverages but I doubted that either would go well with eggnog.
I know. I know. If I were 20 years old, I would try a combination like that but I like to think that I have grown too wise to be doing foolish things.

I also used plain eggnog; the flavored varieties are too feminine sounding for a virile specimen of mankind like myself. Pumpkin Spice, for Lord’s sake.

If God would have wanted me to drink something like that, he would’ve made me a girlie man.

I’m still experimenting with finding the exact proportions that I like and assss soon as I gettt it whherrr I wan, wannn, wannntt it, I’ll l-l-let you knowww.


About geetwo

I am a 69 year old (in 2009) retired I.T. consultant. My wife, Susie and I travel in an RV 6 to 8 months a year. I write a humor / travel column for several print publications on a weekly basis.
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