For years, I debated signing up for this club but never felt myself worthy. Yesterday, I decided ‘what the hell’ and took the plunge.
Now, I am somebody. I can walk into Costco and rightly say ‘Pardon me while I whip this out.”
It was a great day and I am now the proud owner of, among other things, 48 boxes of unscented Kleenex and 22 boneless pork chops.