Same cake. Different icing.

Standing in line this evening at the grocery store waiting to check out when this caught my eye.

50? Seriously

The editors at Cosmopolitan need to come up with a different teaser. This obsession with numbers has got to go. Watch the covers. Every issue will contain something to do with numbers. Last month is was ’27 new uses for fuzzy bedroom slippers – not counting the one for your feet.’ Next month, God only knows.

And really, 50 sex tips -HOT and NEW. NEW???? Seriously?? Sex has been around since at least 1940, for sure. How do I know? That’s the year I was born, that’s how. My parents, as much as it pains me to think about it, didn’t just find me in the cabbage patch.

They’re not fooling me. I’d just about bet that every imaginable sex tip has long ago been discovered.

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About geetwo

I am a 69 year old (in 2009) retired I.T. consultant. My wife, Susie and I travel in an RV 6 to 8 months a year. I write a humor / travel column for several print publications on a weekly basis.
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