Author Archives: geetwo

About geetwo

I am a 69 year old (in 2009) retired I.T. consultant. My wife, Susie and I travel in an RV 6 to 8 months a year. I write a humor / travel column for several print publications on a weekly basis.

Mother’s Day, 2013

Posted on May 12, 2013

Ten years ago, I wrote a Mother’s Day column. When I wrote it, my brother and sister were alive to enjoy what I had to say. Today, I’ve pulled the column out of my archives but now I’m the only … Continue reading →

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I have finally arrived.

Posted on May 5, 2013

For years, I debated signing up for this club but never felt myself worthy. Yesterday, I decided ‘what the hell’ and took the plunge. Now, I am somebody. I can walk into Costco and rightly say ‘Pardon me while I … Continue reading →

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A scary time.

Posted on April 29, 2013

A couple of weeks ago, Susie and I took our granddaughter on an outing. It was sort of a self serving trip because I remember how much I enjoyed learning history and since she is getting old enough to appreciate … Continue reading →

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What the Hell??

Posted on April 28, 2013

While watching the news this morning, I read the following sentence on the news crawler across the bottom of the television screen: ‘Taliban announces start of Spring offensive in Afghanistan.’ Did I wander into some kind of alternate universe? I … Continue reading →

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Where’s Heloise when you need her??

Posted on April 23, 2013

Yesterday afternoon, my wife, Susie, made a pot of coffee using a package of some stuff we got for Christmas. The package contained Raspberry Chocolate coffee. I am not a big fan of flavored coffee, having been raised in a … Continue reading →

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A question for the masses.

Posted on April 17, 2013

It’s a rainy day leaving my wife, Susie and I with some time on our hands. Might want to take in a movie. Checked the listings at the 2 dollar theater. Not much there but did note one title I … Continue reading →

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In today’s news — Another reason for me not to wear one.

Posted on April 12, 2013

That idiot in North Korea wants to blow us out of existence but our top story today is even more important: http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/braless-best-study-says-bras-breasts-saggier-161300096.html

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Paranoia #51. I’m wondering if……

Posted on April 11, 2013

someone sneaked into our house and replaced our eating utensils. This might seem a bit paranoid but i’m pretty sure this is not the first time that someone is out to get me. I began suspecting that something had changed … Continue reading →

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Compromise?? What the hell is that?

Posted on April 10, 2013

How about this idea? Why don’t our leaders do a little compromising and ask the folks on the left of the political fence to give up fighting a voter ID law and the folks on the right to give up … Continue reading →

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In this morning’s news. —- I guess you can call it that.

Posted on April 6, 2013

The Internet is fast becoming the media of choice for folks to turn to for their news. It is so much easier and faster. You don’t have to walk outside the front door to pick up a newspaper. The effect … Continue reading →

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