I have been a jockey briefs kind of guy for all my life but I recently decided to join the 21st century and try boxers for a change and colored boxers at that.
I tried on a new pair (set?) last sunday in a dark blue color which complimented the varicose veins on the back of my leg. I also selected a pair of white walking shorts and a flowered hawaiian shirt. I finished off the outfit with a pair of white crew socks and my New Balance tennis shoes.
I went out to get Susie’s approval and right away, she said “You can’t wear that.”
“Why not?” I replied.
“You can see your new blue boxers through the white shorts. Don’t you know anything?? ”
“I guess not. Why don’t they put warning labels on the package?”
“Women learn stuff like that by the time they reach the age of reason.” she told me.
“When is that? Age 50?”
“Just change your shorts, smart ass.”
“But I like these shorts.”
“Well, you can’t wear them today. “
“I guess I can.” I said. Off with the shorts. Off with the blue boxers. (Hold the mental pictures)
On with the white briefs. On with the white walking shorts.
Problem solved.
Anything else out there I need to know about colored underwear?
