Who? Me? Dig Potatoes?? Why, I wouldn’t do that.

June 30, 2009 by geetwo

Back in April, I had a post on here about planting potatoes. I think at the time I said that if I could keep the potato bugs, the japanese beetles and Susie out of the garden, the potatoes would have a chance to grow to maturity. 

Susie has the curiousity of a dozen cats and she can’t bear to just let those potatoes grow underground without checking to see how they’re doing. For years, I’ve cautioned her against digging them up before they’re ready but to no avail. This year, she swore on her mother’s grave that she would leave them alone until September. Yesterday, I came outside and here’s what I saw.

susie and potatoes

Her mother’s grave, my eye!!

Hey, Tennessee Ernie. It’s another peapicker.

June 30, 2009 by geetwo

I got my camera back from the shop after a six week hiatus and I was in the garden area when it was delivered. Needing to try it out, I looked around and spied a pea picker down by the asparagus.

I just need a few, grandpa.

I just need a few, grandpa.

 

A handful of peas in the pod will take care of any hunger pangs.

handful of peas

Okay. Enough with the vacation.

June 30, 2009 by geetwo

I have not had a post on here since May. My original plan was to take the summer off from blogging and  just try to adapt to a new social communication technology – FaceBook. It’s already been superseded by twitter which I am sure will be replaced soon by something else trendy.

I have found that I am much more comfortable with my oldfashioned weblog.  I missed some stuff while I was figuring this out. A lot has happened in the past month; the flurry of publicity surrounding Susan Boyle, the passing of Michael Jackson, the revelation that he was in debt to the tune of a half Billion dollars, Evander Holyfield about to lose his 109 room mansion because of child support for up to eleven children (apparently, the exact number isn’t known), a second season of Wipeout is on the tube, digital television arrived and my garden is growing by leaps and bounds. I didn’t comment on any of this.

Then on June 6th, our 45th wedding anniversary, something really terrible happened. My sister, Vera, died in her sleep. I considered saying something about that on my FaceBook page but FB doesn’t lend itself well to serious subjects since it mostly consists of lighthearted banter. I finally decided yesterday that I would get back to my weblog. I suppose all the people who have visited it in the past have quit stopping by but maybe in time, all seven of them will come my way again.

I am still going to have the problem of daily access because we are spending most of our time at the barn where there is no Internet. I can go to the library but that’s a bit of trouble. Incidentally, I could not access FaceBook at the Library. I have no idea why but it’s of little concern.

School’s out.

May 25, 2009 by geetwo

Warm weather is here and even though I don’t go to school anymore, I do like summer vacations. I plan to take a vacation from this weblog for the summer but I will be back in September, God willing.

I am planning on doing a little bit with Facebook just because I’m so hip, I need an outlet somewhere.

Bird Lover????

May 25, 2009 by geetwo

here’s an interesting site if you are.

 

http://www.mnbound.com/live-loon-cam/

A tulip free for all.

May 1, 2009 by geetwo

This morning, we arose early and made our way to Garfield Park, one of Indianapolis’s city parks. There is an arboretum there and floral gardens whcih are well worth visiting. 10,000 tulips had been planted in the gardens and the authorities wanted to replace them with other seasonal flora and fauna.  The public was invited to come and dig up the tulip bulbs to keep for themselves.

tulip lovers

tulip lovers

There were perhaps a hundred people there when we arrived and I half expected that I would need to punch somebody out if I wanted my share of tulip bulbs so I looked around for the oldest and smallest people there. I also asked before taking this picture if anyone had called in sick or was a member of the witness protection program. You can never be too careful with this privacy act stuff. 

They turned us loose at 8:30 and myself, Susie and her sister, ginny made a dash for the tuli[p beds. My fears of a riot were all for naught. The process was very orderly and everyone was well mannered.

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Susie and Ginny went one direction and I went another. I picked out a corner and started digging. I sliced the first few bulbs in half before I figured out what I was doing. The person in charge estimated it would take two hours to dig up alll 10,000 bulbs. We were all finished in 45 minutes. 

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I learned a lot in that 45 minutes about tulips. I may become a flower gardener. When I was all done, Susie came by to help me carry my bulbs.

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I estimate we dug up around 300 bulbs and now comes the hard part; drying them out, storing them and replanting in the fall. In the end, we had a good time and I discovered that tulip diggers make the nicest people.

A little bit late. okay, a whole lot late.

May 1, 2009 by geetwo

Easter was almost three weeks ago and in that time, I have not really been enthused enough to get on here and say something about it.  We did have a party at our barn and I intended to put pictures on the ol’ web log but just haven’t. What with everyone being on twitter and facebook, I suspect I might be getting tired of competing for my fifteen minutes of fame.  

still life by me

still life by me

 

The easter eggs were colored this year using a technique susie (or Julie) saw on Martha or Rachael or Oprah or maybe Judge Judy. I don’t know which. The process requires cutting up silk ties and wrapping the pieces around the eggs as they boil. 

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The easter basket shown here is actually a cake created by a lady named Andrea. The whole thing, excluding the handle, was edible. Andrea spent a part of her working life as a cake decorator for a bakery. 

official picture Easter 2009

official picture Easter 2009

Out of the past.

May 1, 2009 by geetwo

Yesterday I was cleaning up the storage area in our barn while looking for old pictures of my brother for the folks working on the memory book for his 50th high school reunion.  I opened a plastic container and found something that I thought was lost about ten years ago.

It was a journal that myself and a few of my co-workers kept at the Jasper Novelty Furniture company, a furniture manufacturing company. . Just before the New Year of 1963, I happened to be in the Home Outfitters in Loogootee and I picked up a calendar published by Frigidaire. It was one of those kind that have  small boxes fro recording daily stuff. I took it to work with me to keep track of the hours I worked because at the time, our regular work week was 45 hours with an additional 14 hours available and we were expected to work those as well.

Anyway, there were four people at  our workstation. (Incidentally, it wasn’t called a workstation then. It didn’t have  name. It was just where we worked.) We ran a gluespreader that glued tops on table frames. Three of us were regulars; myself at age 22, a big german guy named Lee Kratzer** and a young guy like myself named Murray Striker**. Lee was the lead guy on our machine and the only one of us married; his wife was named Shirley and he loved her dearly although he was in trouble with her every day. Lee was in his early 30’s, a big beer drinker and tough as nails. Had Archie Bunker been around, Lee would have made him look like Mother Teresa. He was legendary in Jasper for his toughness but deep down, he was a kind man who would do anything for anyone. 

Murray was our resident ladies man and big man on campus. He was the antithesis of me and I secretly loved it when he ended up with egg on his face. Many of the entries in the journal reflect his prowess with the women. He had the constitution of a horse and on many a morning when I went to pick him for work at 6:15, he would just be getting home. A nap on the twenty mile trip to the factory and a 5 minute session of vomiting out the back window of the factory usually made him as frisky and fresh as a puppy.   **Names have been changed.

Our fourth member was usually a ‘floater’; a person who who would work a few days on our machine and then move on somewhere else. 

As it happened, we recorded our hours on this calendar but then we also began to record other happenings around the place as well. Anyone of us could add entries to the book and it wasn’t very long before we were filling up those little boxes with tiny script and I ended up with a record of my life for that year. Most of the entries are inane and boring unless you know the story behind them. I look at some of the entries today and laugh out loud at the memory. 

For example, here are the entries for April 23rd.

Lee sick – half drunk- never again.

We could probably have had a stamp made for this entry because it showed up in one form or another on a regular basis.

Gordie misses work, goes to big funeral in Gary, Indiana. Shafty works in his place.  

 The funeral I went to was for my forty four year old cousin who had a heart attack while getting ready for the wedding of  his daughter (or maybe it was his niece). ISince I was one of the few drivers in the family, I had to drive my mom and a couple of her sisters up there for the services. Shafty was another big german guy with a wry sense of humor and a fear of girls even worse than me. 

Striker gets letter to appear in court over his drivers license.

 Murray was one of a half dozen crazy drivers in Loogootee at the time. It seemed as if the police were always chasing him down. He drove a fairly new thunderbird that was the only car I ever saw with a record player between the two seats. It was mounted on springs but still, the needle was constantly jumping around and scratching the 45’s. the only size that it would play. It was also a nuisance when it came to parking for a little heavy petting with his date for the evening.  (I’ll explain ‘heavy petting’ in some later missive.)

Shafty runs water over in trough.

One of my duties was cleaning the trough that fed glue to the machine. It was quite an intricate operation and Shafty made a big mess of it.  It made me feel important as well as valuable to the company that was paying me a dollar and five cents an hour to do this work.

Elmer chews Burris out.

Elmer was the general foreman who loved to hear the stories of Striker’s conquests. Burris was a screw off of the Eddie Haskell kind. He wanted to be a member of our gluespreader gang but Lee didn’t care for him.

An entry in mid January:

Old Black freezes up.

Old Black was a 1949 chevy that Murray, myself and a guy named Jim bought to get us to work every day. None of us wanted to drive our good cars to Jasper so we found Old Black somewhere. We took turns driving although we normally drove Murray’s shift for him.  On this particular day, it was colder than beejeezus and the car froze up in the sub zero weather.  I don’t remember who drove that day but it was a blessing because the heater in Old Black only worked about half the time making the thirty minute trip unbearable.  

Another day, another entry.

Lee goes to Bert’s tavern after him and  Shirley have fight. Comes to work with knot on head.

An entry in mid April reads like this

Gordie goes to Calumet, meets hot girl from Indianapolis.

The Calumet was a dance hall in Jasper and the hot girl was Susie who had came to Loogootee to visit a friend who attended Dental assisting school with her.  Most Saturday entries following that one read “Gordie goes to Naptown.”

I could go on and on with this but as I said before, most of the entries are boring unless you were there. I do think with a little creative fiction added in, it would make a nice book.

A medical update – part 97.

May 1, 2009 by geetwo

As I mentioned in an earlier post, I underwent an angioplasty last week to clean up the popliteal artery in my right leg.  The procedure went without incident but Dr. Shaik, the surgeon, said that not much could be done to free up the bloodflow. It’s not some life threatening condition but I suppose over time it will get worse, especially if I pursue much fried chicken.

For now, I’ve decided against my daily regimen of bacon grease sandwiches. I’ll just have to tough it out.

Hello?? Any sane people out there???

May 1, 2009 by geetwo

The Indianapolis 500 festival committee has announced that this year’s grand marshall for the grand parade will be Dick Vitale of ‘diaper dandy, babeeeeee’  fame. 

I  could not have been more surprised If I would have seen William Hung or even Leona Helmsley’s dog riding at the front of the parade in that Pace Car.   Maybe the celebrities on the A, B and C lists were busy.